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Non-routing router: bug or feature?

Posted by qualityofservice on September 3, 2008

Trying to connect to some routers in Rio, couldn’t do it.  Had to access from a local device, instead.  No problem, just needs a default gateway, right? 

Log in, add default gateway.  Try again.  No luck.  ACL?  No.  “show ip route” completely blank.  What the.  Bug?  Reload.  Still nothing. 

“show run”?

“no ip routing”

 /groan

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Have you s…god dammit

Posted by qualityofservice on August 21, 2008

<Rawn> I hate when you know for a fact that every person you work with has seen Office Space
<Rawn> and you can’t find your fucking stapler.
<Knehi> HAHAHA
<Rawn> Fuck you. :(
<Rawn> I have to go on a scavenger hunt for my stapler.  I can’t let anyone know it’s missing.
<Xir> stapler?
<Knehi> just walk around threatening to burn down the building, it will show up
<Rawn> <Xir> stapler?
<Rawn> Have you seen my…god dammit, I’d never hear the fucking end of it.
<Rawn> fuck it, i’ll use a hole punch and an elastic.
<Trolan> just swipe someone else’s
<Thayne> Just send out an email  Subject:  Stapler  Body:  Have you seen mine?
<Ayrahvon> You’ll never hear the end of it on IRC either, bad move. =P
<Rawn> I had to tell SOMEONE
<Rawn> I didn’t need this following me around irl
<Knehi> http://tinyurl.com/6j7e5h
* Trolan makes a note: Ask Ron about his stapler at Blizzcon.
[S+Z] Alicia (ottertothe@c-24-10-235-250.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) has joined channel #OnTheBounty
<Thayne> Hay Ali…Have you seen Ron’s stapler?
<Alicia> Is it red?
<Alicia> Because that would be awesome.
<Thayne> It is in my mind….
<Rawn> -_-
<Cal> I take Ron’s glare to mean that it is, in fact, red.
<Knehi> I take Ron’s glare to mean he still has a love of asian boys, but I take everything Ron does to mean that
<Trolan> so when he says red stapler, he means he wants something reddish, to bend over like a stapler is bent, and get banged hard.
<Trolan> got it.
<Alicia> He is going to poison all of your drinks.
<Rawn> This says a lot more about you people than it does about me.
<Rawn> And I would never waste a drink like that.
<Rawn> I’d just steal theirs.
<Alicia> haha
<Thayne> Shouldn’t you be looking for your stapler?
<Rawn> shouldn’t you be dying in a fire? :(
<Knehi> http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/august/olympicvolleyball.html
<Thayne> YOur vitriol will not help you find your stapler any quicker Sir.

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Air Travel is Stupid

Posted by qualityofservice on July 17, 2008

Hay guyz, wuts goin’ on hear.

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